Tired of Praying

Dear God.

I am tired of praying because I feel stupid talking to myself.  I mean.  If you could really hear what I am saying….why do I have to go through all the “sign of the cross” and church bullshit? Why can you not just read my mind and make me happy?

Anyway.  If you can hear me.  I need make smarter decisions in my life.  I need to stop thinking in an invisible man and think more about me. Also, do you think you can talk to the Pope about those expensive shoes?  I worked very hard for the ransom my church asks for every week.  Does he really need Prada?

Amen.