Dear God,

I really did something embarrassing this morning. Why do I always do such stupid things? Please help me to be more graceful. I don’t understand why such bad things happen to me. I wish I could be less awkward in social situations. Today, if I would have trusted my gut instincts instead of listening to what others told me to do, I wouldn’t be in my current predicament.

Please help me to trust my own judgement and to handle everything with poise and grace, not stupidity.

Your humble servant.