Dear God

Nothing hardly excites me anymore. The only things I haven’t done are the things that involve cheap thrills, love, romance and sex.

I’ve never been in love, I’ve never been in a relationship, I’ve never been kissed, I’ve never been on a date, I’ve never gone bungee-jumping, I’ve never ridden on a rollercoaster, I’ve never had good-looking men looking my way before.

No, I’ve never done that either.

Most of the time I just feel very melancholy and ugly. My self-esteem is almost non-existent. A best friend, I don’t have.

There’s just YOU.

Your daughter,

Clara.