@God
Dear God,
Hi. How’ve You been? Haven’t talked to You in a little while. Hope the whole ‘orchestrating the world’ thing has been treating You well.
I’ve just been wondering, why do bad things happen to good people and not to bad people? Methinks that karma today ought to work like Your judgement on the so-named day. I suppose it’s not my place to question that.
Erm. Anyway. Thanks for food and everything. 😛 Please put it on my mom’s heart to grow up a bit, and to be prepared for whenever I end up telling her I’m gay. And thanks for loving me anyway.
Talk to You soon.
-Sam