I DON’T THINK THAT I AM A GOOD CATHOLIC-CHRISTIAN – I GET DRUNK, HAVE A FOUL MOUTH, TEND TO BE IMPATIENT, WRITE OBSCENE LYRICS IN MY SONGS, AND I HAVE FEW FRIENDS – BUT HEY, I SURE KNOW HOW TO BE THANKFUL. AND I AM VERY THANKFUL THAT MY COUSIN IS NOW AT HOME WATCHING TV AT THE COMFORT OF HIS BED WHILE MUNCHING ON A SNACK. I AM THANKFUL THAT THE GIRL I LOVE IS THE MOST PATIENT, KIND, HONEST, AND LOVEABLE GIRL EVER. I AM THANKFUL THAT I HAVE THE MOST GREATEST FEW FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND THE BEST COUSINS EVER, MY G12 AND BOCA CLAN. OF COURSE, I AM THANKFUL FOR MY PARENTS, FOR BEING THE MOST UNDERSTANDING PEOPLE EVER. AND FINALLY, I AM THANKFUL BECAUSE DESPITE EVERY MAJOR FAIL IN MY LIFE, I HAVE JESUS BEHIND ME, READY TO TAG IN WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH. THANK YOU, MAN.