dear lord

beautiful-dirty-rich: im awful at guitar hero its unbeliavble i thought i was doing quite well but then my fingers got tired ahahah

Why me lord?

chronic-dissatisfaction: Dear God, Seriously i just want some sex. What have i done to not deserve sex?! You know once college starts again i wont be having sex ro kissing or anything cuz i’m a fucking nun =[. But now that i’m here with him on vacation i deserve to have sex ALL DAY EVeRYDAY. ok…

Open This Prayer

Dear God

franklinskies: Ang lakas mo mang-trip no?Pero thank you, ha. :>

Dear God,

rayannknows: If you really do exist, please bare me the strength to not kill my sister. She just said, “U ain’t cn me yet.” via text message. This honestly hurts me to read. I know I don’t always use the best grammar, but this is fucking ridiculous!I don’t know if she does it to piss…

Open This Prayer

Dear god babe.

daniellamb: Dat Ass.

Dear God,

compassionisthekey: thank you                                                                           Love,                                                                                -Ricky

ohh dear god…

sharpieeinkk: let this not be another game

oh dear god

smashley: there is a humdinger of a hangover about to set in

Dear God,

kbatspeak: Thank you for making my life absolutely amazing in every way right now. I REALLY appreciate it. =DD

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here.

stfuphilip: :]