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smashley: there is a humdinger of a hangover about to set in

Oh dear god

dulltrev: I just woke up in a panic (it’s 4 frickin’ AM, people) and had to rush to my computer to check something RIGHT AWAY. Namely, whether I’d forgotten about my brother’s wedding anniversary. Dear god, when did I turn into such a girl? Reasons I shouldn’t have worried: a) My brother wouldn’t careb) He’d…

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Dear god, if someone called me jesus during sex I’d chris brown that bitch Brandon. 🙂 (via notcrazy-unwell)

Oh dear God.

jackiemorris: Andrew is on the telephone with me, telling me how old peoples’ pubic hairs fall out.

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