ohh dear god…

sharpieeinkk: let this not be another game

oh dear god

smashley: there is a humdinger of a hangover about to set in

Dear God,

kbatspeak: Thank you for making my life absolutely amazing in every way right now. I REALLY appreciate it. =DD

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here.

stfuphilip: :]

oh dear god

smashley: there is a humdinger of a hangover about to set in

Oh dear god

dulltrev: I just woke up in a panic (it’s 4 frickin’ AM, people) and had to rush to my computer to check something RIGHT AWAY. Namely, whether I’d forgotten about my brother’s wedding anniversary. Dear god, when did I turn into such a girl? Reasons I shouldn’t have worried: a) My brother wouldn’t careb) He’d…

Open This Prayer

Oh dear God.

jackiemorris: Andrew is on the telephone with me, telling me how old peoples’ pubic hairs fall out.